Know your balls ...

.... it could save your life.

My Flea Market Fun

Ahhhh, someone who sucks at math more than I do!

This seems exorbitant. For used 8-track tapes. In 2012.

Trouble saying no?

Oh Ms. Parker, you do encapsulate things so well. From now on, this is how I will respond to people's requests at work ...

My first - and last - day as a food stylist ...

I was just thinking back to last Halloween when I made what I thought was a fun and festive dinner for the children. There were hotdog mummies, worms (Ramen noodles) little pumpkins (carrots) and veggie dip. It wasn't until I posted the photo to Facebook that someone pointed out my unfortunate dip-placement :)

Wow, these do seem fun ...

... until one of us trips :(

If I've told you once ...

Grandma, I told you people will give you funny looks if you continue to wear your fanny pack in public. They are so outdated ...

Right on ...

This is really stupid. But I am in a stupid mood today ...