What Not to Wear

I ask you, what is the point of having hot, hot boobs if you're just going to go and wear Mom Jeans? She totally ruined an otherwise classy look.

Ummmm ...

You've heard of Nick at Nite.

Now Nickelodeon introduces Nick After Dark with its flagship show, a revamped SpongeBob Squarepants. In the first episode, SpongeBob -- or Old One Eye -- sets out to prove that you can squeeze a square peg into a round hole ...

Good one, animators. Good one.